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The Metaphor Live w/ Andrew Cutler

Seven Dudes Could Take Over Any Small Town in America

The Myth of Getting Out of the Small Town

Parish or Perish

The Loss of Magnificence

A Dialogue on Mystical Experiences

It’s Not a Revival

What to do about IQ

Small Talk Is King

Un-Shrinking Your Head

Slop Suggests the Existence of Its Opposite

The Telos of Cornhole

Only God Can Judge Me

Michael Levin’s Pragmatism Solves the Postmodern Problem

To Believe Is Like To Go to Sleep

A Genealogy of The Southern Surge

You Cannot Win a Culture War

America Is Coolness

Technology Is Over

Batman of the Philosophy Department

The Uni-Context Is Not New

Essay Is a Better Format Than Book

You Probably Cannot Wield AI

Therapy Speak Kills Romance

Or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Villain

Why The New Right Still Can't Beat Hollywood

Microplastics Are Bullshit

What Happens When You Stop Reading

A Very Simple Introduction to Re-enchantment

Nostalgia Is Good

We Know You’re Using AI

A Philosophy Must Be Tolerable to Your Wife to Be True

Left-Brain Seizures Made Me a Writer

See You Space Cowboy…

Status

Cowboys and Indians

A New Wild West in the Middle

This Is Not the Dunning–Kruger Effect

Cortisol Is a Bad Metaphor for Stress

Covert Materialism

The Origins and History of American Gods

Looksmaxxing Ourselves to Death

There Is a House in New Orleans

Choosing Penelope

Marty Supreme & the End of the World War II Consensus

What Even Writing Is

Existential Dread as Orienting Principle

The Metaphysics of Upgrading to Paid

MMA Is Fake, Pro Wrestling Is Real

“Against” the Machine

A Hall of Mirrors Is Near the Entrance to Anything You Might Become Great At

When Dogs Lost Their Jobs

We Don't Talk About Jordan Peterson

'Dopamine' Is an Ontological Dumping Ground